Twilight Guy

It is times like these when I hate calling myself a fan of an actor because people will automatically stereotype me as the type of girl who screams and faints at the sight of something they like. I do not scream! I might go "oooo-ooo-oo", but no screaming or fainting. Maybe sighing. Oh well.
I will try to post something non-Twilight-y soon.
Twilightguy has posted. It's hilarious!

Another Twilight Video

If you're starting to get sick of all the videos, let me know.

He Can Fly, I Can Drive

All of my sblings know all of the songs from the classic Disney movies because I used towatch them all the time.
I can drive, I can drive! Mom took me driving around the block. But first, I had to back out of the driveway. In the Subaru. It was scary. For those of you who have not done this before-- Consider yourself lucky. Let's just say I'm glad I will be driving the truck. And, I had never driven in the Subaru. And, I had never driven around the block. In, other words, I was scared. Mom was really good to me and kept her voice calm (even when I might not have deserved it). And this is what happened: :(

So sad, isn't it?
Thankfully, it's not Mom's.... Haha! Sorry, I couldn't resist. Like with my permit with Amy... :)
This post was for those non-Twerd (Twilight nerds) unlike myself.

Stephenie Meyer: The Next J.K. Rowling?

This a great article, even if it is long. I hope you enjoy!

Twilight Trailers

Twerds and other Twi-words

Yes, I admit it. I'm a Twerd or a Twi-Fanpire.

You're Not Alone

Never fear! Twilightguy is here!

This site is hilarious! Take a look. I hope it works.

She has to be SOMETHING

*SPOILER* FOR TWILIGHT

If you have read Twilight and the following books, you know who Bell is. After we both had read the third book, Mom and I were discussing the books (of course), when Mom suddenly said, "I think Bella's something." I asked her what she meant and she explained she thought Bella was something the way Edward and Jacob are something. Well, I was trying to fall asleep one night when I was thinking about it quite seriously. I came up with a list. As follows (with a few explanations):

She only feels comfortable (and actually does) feel comfortable around mythical creatures (ie. vampires, werewolves)
She is very clumsy (of course Jacob was a klutz before he phased)
All the mythical creatures have gone through some sort of change
She has not gone through a change and could in the 4th book
Her hair is brown, her eyes are brown (and soft), and she misses the brown of the desert
She can smell blood
"Has a private mind" (according to Stephenie Meyer) or can not be affected by gifted vampires who work with psyche and mind
Has strange dreams that are almost like prophecies (dream with Edward and Jacob in the forest)
Her skin is very fair

The list could go on and on, but I have some theories about what she could change into: (Mom's idea) elf, (my idea) unicorn, and fairy.

Cats and Dogs

CRAZY!! These cats are wild!

Mom always said poodles were smart...

Eliza Learns How to Snore

This was taken after dinner.

Morning Rush to Church

Y'all are all familiar with the rush out the door to get to church. It seems like you have so much time until you actually try to leave. Then, you remember all these things you need, and you haven't even brushed your teeth yet! What to do? What to do?!
Well, that kind of happened to me this morning. Mom went back inside to get something she forgot. She went through the back door because the front door was locked. Well, I remembered, I needed to pay tithing. Then, I started to feel guilty. So, instead of going the back way, I waited by the front door, waiting for Mom to come. She also came through the back door. You're probably familiar with a moment like this also. I asked my mom for the keys and she threw them. She did throw them but she was about six inches off (I can't really say anything because I have terrible aim).
Well, we have a front porch. And on the front porch we have some metalwork that has jasmine growing around it. In other words, there are two large jasmine bushes. One of which was happy to receive a set of car keys.
I got down to look for the keys, at which time Mom says, "Watch out for the snake!" Any courage or bravery I had been harboring to reach into the jasmine bush, quickly fled. I told Mom that was probably the worst thing she could say to me and if she was so eager for the keys, she should get them. (There is obviously a large black snake that has made its home underneath the our sidewalk. I have not seen it yet and would like to keep it that way.) She the said, "No, it's not poisonous, so if it does bite you it'll just hurt, not..." I burst out laughing at just how ridiculous the situation was or because I was nervous. I just went ahead and got the keys, unlocked the door, got my tithing, and we were still on time to church.

And I lived happily ever after, (so far anyway) or long enough to blog about it.

THE END

My Birthday

My pile.

Me excited over my pre-ordered book.

Bird with a death wish.

Spring Break Pictures

(Dad and I went to the Turtle Center.)