

Imagine. It's 11:30 Saturday night. You're mom's grocery list says you need soap. The soap is all the way on the other side of the store. You start running so you can get there faster. As you're trying trying to choose between ex foliating and scented soap, you hear over the intercom, "For safety of you and other shoppers, please do not run. We repeat: for the safety of you and other shoppers, please don't run." You think to last few seconds. Hmm. Did you see anybody running? Who would be silly enough to do that? Oh, wait. Darn. This is what happened to me last night as Mom and I were trying to do our grocery shopping at the
very last minute. And it's kind of funny since there were only about oh I'd say
three other shoppers that I was very careful to steer clear of.